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Casket Jokes - Funny Casket Jokes - Jokerz | Page 2

Dark Humor Jokes - Casket Jokes

Drunks in a Cemetary

A drunk staggered into a cemetery on Halloween night and fell into a freshly dug grave. Pretty soon a second drunk staggered by. "Get me out of here," said the one in the grave, "I'm cold." The other one looked over the edge and said, "No wonder you're cold, you poor guy. You don't have any dirt on you."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Casket Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
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Open Casket

3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say: LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!!!"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Casket Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes)
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Anonymous

Honesty is the best policy

A very, very rich gentleman dies, leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a Doctor, a CEO, and a Lawyer. But being the eccentric he was, his will stipulated that each one must place their third of the money in his coffin before he is put in his final resting place. The funeral comes and goes. Over a year later the three friends are talking over lunch and the topic of the old man and his strange ways comes into the conversation. The Doctor finally says "I have to be honest, I didn't place ALL of the money into his coffin, I kept five million". Then the CEO states "Well, I have to admit that I too kept some of the cash. Ten million to be exact". The Lawyer glares at the two and says, "I am ashamed of you two, I wrote a check for the full amount!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Banker Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Casket Jokes)
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