Dark Humor Jokes - Casket Jokes

Honesty is the best policy

A very, very rich gentleman dies, leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a Doctor, a CEO, and a Lawyer. But being the eccentric he was, his will stipulated that each one must place their third of the money in his coffin before he is put in his final resting place. The funeral comes and goes. Over a year later the three friends are talking over lunch and the topic of the old man and his strange ways comes into the conversation. The Doctor finally says "I have to be honest, I didn't place ALL of the money into his coffin, I kept five million". Then the CEO states "Well, I have to admit that I too kept some of the cash. Ten million to be exact". The Lawyer glares at the two and says, "I am ashamed of you two, I wrote a check for the full amount!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Banker Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Casket Jokes)
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Anonymous

Check Him Out

The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was. Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, "Go up there and take a look in the coffin and see if that's your pa."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Casket Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous

Difference Between Condom and Coffin

Q: What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?
A: You come in one and you go in the other!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Casket Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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