Dark Humor Jokes - Casket Jokes

Rejected Childrens Book Titles

  1. Juggling Knives is Easy
  2. Where to Find the toys in the Oven
  3. Where Mommy & Daddy Hide Neat Things
  4. Kick, Scream, and Cry to Get What You Want
  5. "Whatcha' Doin'" the Wonderful Phrase
  6. 101 Games to Play in the Road
  7. The Indoor Pool is a Big Potty and the Diving board is the Flusher
  8. Homemade Fireworks using a Bathtub, a Blow-dryer and a Fork
  9. POP, goes the Hamster and other fun Microwave Games
  10. Arthur Gets Hunted
  11. Clifford and the Big and Yellow Semi
  12. Monsters Killed Grandpa
  13. The hit sequel to "Elvis is your real dad" "Mrs. Clause is your real Mom"
  14. Chicken Poop for the Kid Soul
  15. All Guns Squirt Water
  16. When The Garbage Truck Came to Sesame Street
  17. How Fun it is to Tie a Squirrel to a Kite
  18. You Can Get Sucked Down the Drain
  19. How to Make Sushi with Ordinary Goldfish
  20. 101 recipies to make with Dog
  21. If its Storming out the Best Place to keep shelter is under a tree
  22. The New Boy is Bad
  23. Your Nightmares are real
  24. The Time When Elmer REALLY got Bugs
  25. Scooby Doo Gets Rabbis
  26. The Lion, the Steak, and the Blender
  27. The Little Kitten that was too Curious.....
  28. The Boy who was so Stupid that his Dad put him up for Adoption
  29. Mickey Mouse and the Mouse Trap
  30. Chuck E. Cheese and Cheddar get a Flamethrower
  31. Grampa Gets A Casket
  32. Dad's New Wife Robert
  33. The Magical World Inside The Abandoned Refrigerator

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Anonymous

Rejected Childrens Book Titles

  1. Juggling Knives is Easy
  2. Where to Find the toys in the Oven
  3. Where Mommy & Daddy Hide Neat Things
  4. Kick, Scream, and Cry to Get What You Want
  5. "Whatcha' Doin'" the Wonderful Phrase
  6.  101 Games to Play in the Road
  7. The Indoor Pool is a Big Potty and the Diving board is the Flusher
  8. Homemade Fireworks using a Bathtub, a Blow-dryer  and a Fork
  9.  POP, goes the Hamster and other fun Microwave Games
  10.  Arthur Gets Hunted
  11.  Clifford and the Big and Yellow Semi
  12. Monsters Killed Grandpa
  13. The hit sequel to "Elvis is your real dad" "Mrs. Clause is your real Mom"
  14. Chicken Poop for the Kid Soul
  15. All Guns Squirt Water
  16.  When The Garbage Truck Came to Sesame Street
  17.  How Fun it is to Tie a Squirrel to a Kite
  18. You Can Get Sucked Down the Drain
  19. How to Make Sushi with Ordinary Goldfish
  20. 101 recipies to make with Dog
  21. If its Storming out the Best Place to keep shelter is under a tree
  22. The New Boy is Bad
  23.  Your Nightmares are real
  24.  The Time When Elmer REALLY got Bugs
  25. Scooby Doo Gets Rabbis
  26. The Lion, the Steak, and the Blender
  27. The Little Kitten that was too Curious.....
  28. The Boy who was so Stupid that his Dad put him up for Adoption
  29.  Mickey Mouse and the Mouse Trap
  30.  Chuck E. Cheese and Cheddar get a Flamethrower
  31. Grampa Gets A Casket
  32. Dad's New Wife Robert
  33. The Magical World Inside The Abandoned Refrigerator

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Jittery Taxi Driver

A taxi passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, goes up on the footpath, and stops centimeters from a shop window. For a second, everything goes quiet in the cab, then the driver says, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologizes and says, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much.” The driver replies, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

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Anonymous
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