Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Frenchman Kills His Wife

A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife when he found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why he shot her instead of her lover, he replied, "Ah, m'sieur, is it not better to shoot a woman once than a different man every week?"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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Redneck Mothers

Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
A: Their son's dicks taste funny!

Categories: Redneck Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Riddles
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Lawyer Minivan Tragedy

Q: Four lawyers drive a minivan over a cliff. What's the tragedy?
A: The minivan could've held eight lawyers.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Riddles
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