Suicide 101

Q: How does a Russian commit suicide?
A: He smells his armpit.

Q: How does an American commit suicide?
A: He tells this joke to a Russian.

Cheap Widow

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word, she pauses, reflects, and then says, "Well, then, let it read 'Fred Brown died'."
Confounded at the woman's thrift, the editor stammers that there is a seven word minimum for all obituaries. The woman pauses again, counts on her fingers, and replies, "In that case, 'Fred Brown died; 1983 Pick-up for sale.'"

Cannibals and Clowns?

Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: They taste funny!!