Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Help Wanted

Q: Anyone need a job?
A: I hear Malaysia Airlines is still looking for people.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Airplane Jokes (Crash Jokes)
Anonymous

The Camping Trip

Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had enough of each other, so Ron had an idea for the two to wake up early the next day and hike in opposite directions for the day and meet at the campground for dinner. James agreed. So around six the next evening they meet up. Ron says "I hiked north and came up to a beautiful spring, I swam for a few hours, then stretched out on the shore to dry and I watched a deer drink from the spring... it was so wonderful." James said  "Wow, you had a good day. I went south and ran into some railroad tracks, I followed them east until I came across a woman tied to the tracks, I untied her and we had sex in every imaginable way all day." Ron was so jealous "Your day was so much better than mine... did you get a blow job?" "Nope" James replied, "I couldn't find her head!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes)
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Anonymous

Hitler's Suicide

Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: Because he saw his gas bill.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: Mahachoo
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