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Me Too
Two men walk into a bar. First one says "I'll have an H20."
Second man says, "You know what? I'll have an H20 too."
The second man dies.
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K9 Passing
My girlfriend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog.
She was furious, she said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
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Anonymous
Michael Jackson's Book
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing".
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