Dark Humor Jokes

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Bin Laden V Aladdin

Q: What's the difference between Bin Laden and Aladdin?
A: Aladdin had 3 wishes and bin Laden only had 1 - a death wish.

Categories: Terrorist Jokes (Osama Bin Laden Jokes) , Riddles , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
Anonymous

Just Before I Die

Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage. "The day before I die, I'd like to sell every piece we've got just to see how much it's all worth." "Well," his friend replies, "since you couldn't possibly know the day before you were going to die, you'll never be able to sell!" "And that's where you're wrong," the man smiled. "If I sell it, my wife would kill me!"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous

I Wanna Be A Commie

A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor tells the man he has bad news. "You only have six months to live." The man sits for a while thinking, and then says, "There's only one thing I can do, I'm going to become a Communist." The doctor asks, "You've been a patriotic American all your life, why are you going to become a Communist now?" The man says, "Better one of them should die than one of us!"

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Cancer Jokes) , Political Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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