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Scottish Pocket Watch
These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time. "That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other. "Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the watch. "Really?" "Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed."
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Cold Cleaner
Q: What happened to the janitor who got stuck in the science lab's absolute zero freezer?
A: He's 0K now.
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Epileptic Bathing
Q: What do you do when an epileptic takes a bath?
A: Throw in your laundry.
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