Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Stocking Stuffer

Q: What's the ultimate stocking stuffer?
A: A severed foot.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
Submitted BY: Mitch Hedberg

Three Calamities

Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window. The second drops a pencil and the third a bomb. When the plane lands, the first guy goes to see where the penny landed. He sees a guy swearing and trying to get a penny out of his forehead. The second sees a girl holding her dog who has a pencil through his head. The third guy sees a guy laughing his head off. He asks, "Why are you laughing?" The guy says, "I was cooking on my BBQ when I farted..." "What's so funny about that?" "It blew my neighbor's house apart!"

Categories: Airplane Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes
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Incestuous Nephew

Q: What do you call an incestuous nephew?
A: An aunt-eater.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Aunt Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Riddles
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