Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Marco?

Two young men sneak on to a blind man's property in order to steal something of value. The blind man hears them and goes to the door with his shot gun. The two young men, seeing the blind man, stand motionless. The blind calls out, "Marco!". Silence. He tries once more, "Marco!" More silence. One more time, "Marco!" One of the young men, tired of the game, yells out, "We aren't going to fall for that..." *BANG!

Categories: Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Never Left

My Uncle's last request was that he be pickled in alcohol and kept in the front room
He's here, in spirit

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Jokes about Families (Uncle Jokes)
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Oscar's Drinking Game

Q: How do you play the new Oscar Pistorius drinking game?
A: Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, you take 5 shots.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Alcohol Jokes (Shots Jokes) , Riddles
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