Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Coffin Sales

A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that was the last thing I needed.

Anonymous

Pilot To Tower

Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am 300 miles from land . . . 600 feet over water . . . and running out of fuel . . . please instruct! Tower to pilot . . . tower to pilot . . . repeat after me: "Our Father, which art in heaven . . ."

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Kurt Cobain

Q: What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
A: They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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