Gandhi's Thoughts

A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization... "I think it would be a good idea."

O.J., Elway, and Modell

Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?
A: They all killed the Browns!

Hefner, Weaver, and Jagger

Hugh Hefner and Dennis Weaver are at a party at Mick Jagger's. Hugh tells Dennis Weaver he does not like Weaver's "McCloud" TV series. Weaver tells Hugh that he doesn't like Playboy. A fight breaks out. Hefner and Weaver wrestle each other to the ground. Mick Jagger runs out yelling, "Hey, hey, Hugh -- Hugh, get off of McCloud."