Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Nike Ad

I’m not surprised Nike’s stock fell after the Colin Kaepernick ad.
They should have picked a more stand-up guy.

Anonymous

More Computer Viruses

Tipper Gore Virus : When you attempt to play any sound file, it pops up a warning window stating that some lyrics may be unsuitable for children.
Warren Commission Virus : Won't allow you to open your files for 75 years.
David Duke Virus : Makes your screen go completely white.
Pat Buchanan Virus : Shifts all your output to the extreme right of your screen.
Warren Beatty Virus : Constantly tries to prove its virility by attaching itself to younger or newer files.
PBS Virus : Your PC stops what it's doing every few minutes to ask for money.
Jimmy Hoffa Virus : Nobody can find it.
Kevorkian Virus : Helps your computer shut down whenever it wants to.
LAPD Virus : It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and erases them in "self-defense."
Billy Graham Virus : When you save a file, it prints, "I am saved!" to the screen.
Michael Jackson Virus : Hard to identify because it is constantly altering its appearance. This Virus won't harm your PC, but it will trash your car.

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Famous Movie Star

"You remind me of a famous movie star." "Really? Which one?" "Lassie."

Anonymous
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