Harambe at MadTree

Harambe and a friend walk into the taproom at MadTree Brewing in Cincinnati. After quite a few drinks, Harambe asks for a final mug of Happy Amber, his favorite brew. His friend says, "Dude, you've had too much today. Just get some ice to suck on for a while until we leave." Harambe nods his agreement, and the bartender says, "So, just ice?"
His friend says, "Yep, just ice for Harambe."

I Know I'm God

The Pope is hearing confessions at St. Patrick’s Cathedral, a man goes into the booth and the Pope says what do you have to confess my son…
Man:  Why should I confess to you when I know I'm God?
Pope:  Nice try, but I can see your hair through the screen, Mr. Trump.

Chipotle Quiz

What is Chipotle most known for?
A. Steak Bowls
B. Delicious Tacos
C. Chips
D. Burritos
E. Coli