Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Pink, Grey, and Can't Fit

Q: What's pink, grey, and can't fit through a doorway?
A: George W. Bush with a javelin through his head!

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Why the Smile?

Q: Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
A: Because she found out what the big boys eat.

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Prosthetic Leg

I had my leg amputated and was too cheap to get a prosthetic leg. So I just went to Toys "R" Us and bought a Barbie doll of Sarah Jessica Parker and turned it upside down and everyone is amazed how realistic it is.

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