Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
Han Solo and Chewbacca
Q: What is the difference between Han Solo and Chewbacca?
A: One's a hairy and inaudible man and the other one's Chewbacca.
- Kids wear superman pajamas, superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
- Evolution is a list of things Chuck Norris let live.
- The boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Waking Lady Gaga
Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A: Poke'r Face.
Singer Nicki Minaj posted a video of a crying boy who calmed down once he placed his head on her chest. Child rearing experts are calling Minaj a natural and the boy a fucking genius.
Robert Kardashian was OJ Simpson's lawyer,
And thus began the family tradition of getting black men off.