Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
Yo Mama - Shirley Temple
Yo mama's so stupid she thought Shirley Temple was a church!
Shark Week - Swimming
Q: Is it safe to swim in the ocean this week?
A: Sure, the sharks are all busy filming with Discovery.
Q: Why did the zombie want to eat Meghan Trainor
A: Because every inch of her was perfect from the bottom to the top.
Shark Week - Open Wide
Q: What do you call a man with his right hand in a shark's mouth?
Shark Week - Favorite Song
Q: What's a hammerhead shark's favorite song?
A: U Can't Touch This