Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Shark Week - Favorite Song

Q: What's a hammerhead shark's favorite song?
A: U Can't Touch This

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Shark Week) , Art & Music Jokes (Singer Jokes) , Riddles
Submitted BY: Crosley Fields

God Bless Me

There are five people on a plane that's crashing. There is the pilot, Bill Gates, Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky and a big, fat lady and four parachutes. The pilot jumps out and yells, ''God bless me!'' Bill Gates jumps out and yells, ''God bless me and my bank account!'' Michael Jordan jumps out and yells, ''God bless me and my team!'' Wayne Gretzky jumps out and yells, ''God bless me and the New York Rangers!''
The big, fat lady jumps out without a parachute and yells, ''God bless me and the people I land on!''

Categories: Airplane Jokes (Crash Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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Yo Mama - One Direction

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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