John Rocker on NY Subway

John Rocker was on a NY subway and many people stopped to stare at him. One lady said, "I hate you, Rocker, you dissed New York." The next person says, "Thanks, Rocker. You dissed homosexuals." The next guys says, "You dissed people with mental problems." Rocker is shocked and says, "I didn't say anything about people with mental problems!" The man smiles and says, "Now people think that all people with mental problems are racist and dumb."

President Gorbachev

Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?
A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday.
Q2: What's the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev?
A: He knows who the ten men were.

Trump Strategy

Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?
A: Juan by Juan.