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CELEBRITY & POP CULTURE JOKES | JokerZ | Page 3

Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Knock Knock - Britney

Knock knock
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Oops I did it again!

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Knock-Knock Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Frog Death

Q: How do frogs die?
A: They Kermit suicide!

Categories: Animal Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Tiger Woods Mercedes

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant who knows absolutely nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir," says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?", asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"Well, what on this god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
"The Devil you say", says the Irishman, "Mercedes thinks of everything!"

Categories: Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes)
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