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We Have Too Many

There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, "We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, "We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, "We have too many in our country.”

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Racist Jokes (White Jokes) , Airplane Jokes (Crash Jokes)
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Pool Party

Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: SWIMMING TRUNKS !!!

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes)
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Fair Punishment

Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Boy: Good, cause I didn't do my homework!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes)
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