Yo Mama - Garbage Can

Yo momma's so poor, I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and she popped out asking, "Who knocked?"

Frog Bucks

Q: Where do frogs keep their money?
A: In a river bank!

Black and Jewish

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”