Difference Between Bar And Clitoris

Q: What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?
A: Men have no trouble finding a bar.

Donkey Woman!

A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes a seat and the guy goes up to the bar.  The barman goes over to the guy and asks him what he wants, the guy replies",  I'll have a bottle of bud and an orange juice for the jackass".  The barman looks at the guy puzzled but say's nothing and gives the guy his drink. This happens twice more.  A couple of hours pass and the guy goes to the rest room and his wife goes up to the bar. This time she orders the drinks. The barman gets the drinks and says, "It's probably none of my business, but I think you should know that your husband has been referring to you as 'the jackass'. I just had to tell you because I don't think it's very fair for him to call you that". The woman turns to him and smiles and says, "Oh, don't worry, it's ok. Heehaw, heehaw, he always calls me that"!

Drink Buying Mushroom

Q: What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys drinks for everyone all night long?
A: Fungi to be around!