Bar Jokes

Drink Buying Mushroom

Q: What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys drinks for everyone all night long?
A: Fungi to be around!

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Mixology

I was always told never to mix my drinks.
Probably why I lost my job at the cocktail bar.

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Vampire Bar

Q: How do you know you're in a vampire bar?
A: There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary.

Categories: Bar Jokes , Riddles
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