Mixology

I was always told never to mix my drinks.
Probably why I lost my job at the cocktail bar.

Asian Bar

A 14 year old Chinese boy walks into a bar. He goes up to the the bar and signals the bartender, "I'll have a pint please." The bartender looks him up and down, laughs and says, "You're way too young!"
The boy replied, "How you know my name?"

Vampire Bar

Q: How do you know you're in a vampire bar?
A: There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary.