Bar Jokes - Drunk Jokes

Boy Born With a Head

A boy is born without a body, only a head. For his 18th birthday his father, takes him to a bar for a drink. The father orders his son a scotch and when the boy drinks it, an arm pops out of his head. He drinks another shot and another arm pops out. After the next shot a torso pops out. After more shots, suddenly, he has a whole body. The boy runs out of the bar and gets hit by a truck, killing him instantly. A drunkard in the corner looks at the father and says, "He should have quit while he was a head."

Categories: Appearance Jokes , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
Anonymous

Frat Boys Change Lightbulb

Q: How many Frat boys does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 11 - One to hold the lightbulb, and 10 to drink until the room spins.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Going To A Lecture

There was a man, who was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer. "I'm going to a lecture." the man said. "And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked. "My wife." said the man.

Categories: Alcohol Jokes , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
Anonymous
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