Bar Jokes - Introduction Jokes

The Conventioneer from Saskatchewan

A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a rather attractive woman. "Hi," he said, "I'm new in town. Can I buy you a drink?".  "Get lost," she remarked, "I am Lesbian."  "Oh, really?" he asked, "How are things in Beiruit?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Introduction Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Canadian Jokes)
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Anonymous

Want to Dance?

A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night. He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive woman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose. He was very self conscious about his eye but got up the nerve to ask her for a dance. "Would you like to dance with me?" he asked. She replied "Would I!", and he sneered and told her, "BIG NOSE!"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Introduction Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Nose Jokes) , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl) , Pickup Lines (Pickup Rejections) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

First Time Hillbilly Hook Up

A hillbilly is sitting in a bar, drinking, when a woman slides up next to him. "You're cute," says the woman, "do you want to go back to my place and have some nasty sex?" "You bet!'' exclaims the hillbilly, "But I have to tell you, I'm a virgin. I've always been scared because my mom told me that women have sharp teeth between their legs, and sometimes they bite."
"Don't worry," the woman says, and the two head back to her place, where she strips and shows the hillbilly her private parts. "Now, does it look like I have teeth down there?" she asks. "How could you possible have teeth down there?" he says, "Look at the shape your gums are in."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Introduction Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes)
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