Bar Jokes

One Question too Many

A man goes into a bar and admires the stuffed lion’s head mounted on the wall. “What a great trophy,” says the man to the bartender. “I wouldn’t call it great,” replies the bartender. “That damn lion killed my wife.” “Good heavens,” says the man, “were you on safari?” “No,” replies the bartender. “The screws came loose and it fell on her head.”

Categories: Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
Anonymous

Charged by the Police

Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop. One guy was thrown through the windshield and his buddy was knocked down an embankment. The first guy was charged with breaking and entering and the second with leaving the scene of an accident. 

Categories: Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Georgia Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes)
Anonymous

Englishmen Taunt the Irish

Three Englishmen drink in a bar and spot an Irishman in the corner. The first Englishman starts to taunt the Irishman, "Did you know that St. Patrick was a sissy?" "Oh, no, I didn't know that. Thank you." The second Englishman yells, "Did you know that St. Patrick was a transvestite?" "Oh, no, I didn't know that. Thank you." The third Englishman yells, "Did you know that St. Patrick was an Englishman?" "Oh, no. But that's what your friends have been trying to tell me."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Bar Fight Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes)
Anonymous
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