Art & Music Jokes

Buying Enemies Gifts

If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.

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Guitar Players to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two: One to change the lightbulb, the other to say, "I can do that."

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What Do You Think?

Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write 'pp, espressivo'.

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