Lectropositive Mama

'Lectropositive Mama (tune, Lady Madonna)
'Letropositive mama, Cesium on your meat, Wonder how you manage, To stay on your feet. How d'ya stand the smokin'? How d'ya 'bide the flame? Do you think that life's just A burnin' game. Monday night your hunger's a blue fire, Tuesday morn' you're cookin' 'fore the sun. Wednesday rain, you're only flamin' higher, Having your fun. 'Lectropositive mama, Cinders in your curls, No way can compare you, To ordinary girls. Likin' the explosions, Rock you on your seat. How can any woman handle All that heat? 

Altos Changing a Light Bulb

Q: How many altos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can't get up that high.

Heavy Metal Fans to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many heavy metal fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change it and two to say "Excelleeeeeent !"