What Do You Think?

Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write 'pp, espressivo'.

Answering Machine - Nirvana

Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit": Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, No one's here, no one's home, leave a message, at the tone. Don't feel stupid, it's no big fuss, leave a message, you can reach us.

Answering Machine - Madonna

Madonna's "Justify My Love"; sultry voice: Wanting... Waiting... for you, to justify your call.