Art & Music Jokes

Large Violas

Q: Why are violas so large?
A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large, just that the viola player's heads are so small.

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Musician Sax -Riddles

Q: What is a musician's strategy for having children?
A: Get FRENCH HORNy to get a TROMBONE, and then have SAX.

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Drummers And Laxatives

Q: Why are drummers like laxatives?
A: Because they irritate the shit out of everyone.

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