A Tenor

Ever hear the one about the tenor who was so off-key that even the other tenors could tell?

Bus Air

I farted on the bus today and four people turned around..
I felt like I was on the voice.

Your Repertoire.

Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the green room after a concert. "There's not much room on this page," he said. "What shall I write?" Another violinist, standing by, offered the following helpful hint, "Write your repertoire."