Appearance Jokes

Shades of Grey

My wife said she wanted to see 50 shades of grey.
So I took a photo of her hair.

Anonymous

Long Nose

Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it'd be a foot!

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Tears

Yo mama so ugly, when she cries, the tears run down her back.

Anonymous
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