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Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes
The Mouse
Q: Why didn't the mouse cross the road?
A: It's cord wasn't long enough!
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Eggplant Origin
Q: Where do eggplants come from?
A: Chicken plants.
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Scratch My Beak
Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A: You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!
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