Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Scratch My Beak

Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A: You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

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Cross a Rooster and Lollipop

Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and a lollipop?
A: A c**ksucker.

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Rooster Watching TV

Q: Why does a rooster watch TV?
A: For hentertainment!

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