Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Rock Throwing

Q: What's it called when you throw a rock at a cow and hit a chicken?
A: A MisSteak!

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Roman Chicken

Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
A: Because she was afraid someone would caesar!

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The Chicken's

What did the baby chick say to his mommy when she laid an Orange? " Look what Marma-lade!! "

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