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Animal Jokes - Sheep Jokes
Polite Sheep
Q: What did the well mannered sheep say to his friend at the field gate?
A: After ewe!
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Sheephearder and Mick Jagger
Q: What's the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?
A: Mick Jagger sings, "Hey, Hey, you, you, get off of my cloud." An English sheepherder says, "Hey, Hey MacCloud! Get off of my ewe!"
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Sheep Farming
Q: What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?
A: Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.
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