Herding Sheep

There's an Australian tale about a sheep-herder who used his motorcycle to make his "Ewe" turns. One day, as he drove his flock near a chocolate factory, he ended up with a mess of "Hershy Baaahs!"

A Dog And A Sheep

Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?
A: A sheep that can round itself up!

Guessing Game

A blonde dyed her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on. She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. She said to the farmer, "If I can tell you how many sheep you have in total can I have one?" "Okay," said the farmer. So she quickly counted them and said, "91." The farmer looked around astonished and said, "Alright take one." As she was walking back to her car the farmer said, "If I can guess your natural hair color can I have my dog back?"