Animal Jokes - Sheep Jokes

Scottish Sheep and Peruvian Goat

Q: What do you get when you cross a Scottish sheep with a Peruvian Mountain Goat?
A: The Dolly Llama.

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Safe Redneck Sex

Q: How do rednecks have safe sex?
A: They mark the sheep that kick!

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Polite Sheep

Q:  What did the well mannered sheep say to his friend at the field gate?
A:  After ewe!

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