Animal Jokes - Sheep Jokes

West Virginia Sheep

Q: What do you call a West Virginian which a sheep under each arm?
A: A pimp!

Anonymous

Scottish Sheep and Peruvian Goat

Q: What do you get when you cross a Scottish sheep with a Peruvian Mountain Goat?
A: The Dolly Llama.

Anonymous

Safe Redneck Sex

Q: How do rednecks have safe sex?
A: They mark the sheep that kick!

Anonymous
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