Animal Jokes

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Hunting Wife

A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "when did you bag him?"
The host said, "that was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife."
"What's he stuffed with," asked the visiting hunter.
"My wife."

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Faster than a Cheetah

Q: What's faster than a cheetah?
A: A Jew with a coupon!

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Tarzan

Didn't you like those old shows, like 'Tarzan'? Remember 'Tarzan'? The story about a white guy who grew up in a predominantly black neighborhood?

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