Animal Jokes

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Shiny Snails

Q: How do snails get their shells so shiny?
A: They use snail polish!

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Skunk Calls Home

Q: How did the skunk call home?
A: On his smell-ular phone!

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto

One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when Tonto suddenly stopped, bent down to the ground and said, Buffalo Come!"
And the Lone Ranger said, "How do you know Tonto?"
Tonto replied, "Ear stuck to ground..."

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