Animal Jokes

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A Worried Sleeping Bat

Q: What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
A: Diarrhoea!

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Polish Fire Prevention Bear

Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?
A: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention Bear of the Polish National Forest Service.

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Snake Groupies

Q: What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?
A: Fang letters.

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