Animal Jokes

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Birds That Open Doors

Q: What kind of bird opens doors?
A: A kiwi!

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My Granny's Better!

Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?
Boy #2: That's nothing! My granny was once face-to-face with a lion! It was drooling...coming closer...closer...
Boy #1: Gosh! What'd she do?
Boy #2: She moved away from the cage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Categories: Old Age Jokes , Animal Jokes
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Mouse in a Tub

Q: How does a mouse feel after a bath?
A: Squeaky clean.

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