Worm Experiment

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil. After one day:
First worm - dead Second worm - dead. Third worm - dead. Fourth worm - alive. Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!

Fly Makes Films

Q: Which fly makes films?
A: Stephen Speilbug!

Santa Bee

Q: What does the bee Santa Claus say?
A: Hum hum hum!