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Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes
Cheerful Flea
Q: What do you call a cheerful flea?
A: A hop-timist!
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Why Did It Fly?
Q: Why did the fly fly?
A: Because the spider spied 'er!
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Insect Falls Into a Beer
An insect falls into a mug of beer.
English Man: Throws his mug of beer on the floor and walks out.
American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks the beer.
Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws away the beer.
Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and buys himself a new mug of beer.
Pakistani Man: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his mug, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan to buy another mug of beer.
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