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Mommy Horse
Q: Why was the mommy horse upset with her son the mule?
A: Because he came out half-assed.
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Horse Smart
Q: Why do women have one more brain cell than a horse?
A: For managing not to drink the water from the bucket while she sweeps the floor.
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Giddy Up
Q: Why do jockeys like to drive Shelby Mustangs?
A: Because they love horsepower.
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