Animal Jokes - Horse Jokes

Giddy Up

Q: Why do jockeys like to drive Shelby Mustangs?
A: Because they love horsepower.

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Without a Horn

Judi went to a "Dude Ranch" on vacation. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle. Judi asked what the difference was. "Well, one has a horn and the other doesn't." "Just get the one without the horn. I don't think we'll run into too much traffic out here."

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Blonde and Horse Brain Cells

Q: Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?
A: So they don't crap on the street during parades!

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