Animal Jokes - Horse Jokes

No Show

Q: Why can't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little horse.

Anonymous

Mommy Horse

Q: Why was the mommy horse upset with her son the mule?
A: Because he came out half-assed.

Anonymous

Horse Smart

Q: Why do women have one more brain cell than a horse?
A: For managing not to drink the water from the bucket while she sweeps the floor.

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