Losing Another Horse

A man is attending a function in another village, riding a horse. As he is about to go, he notices that his horse is missing. He shouts, asking for his horse, but nobody seems to know where it is. "If I don't find my horse, I will do exactly what I did when I lost my first horse!" Suddenly, the horse appears. Out of curiosity, a man goes up to him and asks, "What did you do when you lost your first horse?" He replies, "I walked."

Sticks and Stones

When a horse has a small penis, the other horses tease him by saying he's hung like a human.

Green and Laughs

Q: What's green and laughs at you while riding away?
A: A Leprechaun on a race horse!