Animal Jokes - Fish Jokes

Dropped Your Wallet

Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched up the wallet. Soon came another carp who stole it away and then a third joined in. Remarked one of the fisherman, "That's the first time I've ever seen carp-to-carp walleting."

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Singing Fish

Q: What do fish sing to each other?
A: Salmon-chanted evening!

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Mexican Fish

Q: What did the Mexican fish say when it swam into a wall?
A: Damn Trump

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