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Shark Week - Favorite Song
Q: What's a hammerhead shark's favorite song?
A: U Can't Touch This
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Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.
A: Because they travel in schools.
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Shark Week - No Swimming
Little boy to mother: “Mommy, can I go swimming?”
Mother: “Certainly not. The sea’s too rough, there’s a terrible rip tide and a dangerous offshore current, and I’ve heard this coast is infested with jellyfish and sharks.”
Little boy: “But Daddy went swimming!”
Mother: “I know, but he has excellent life insurance.”
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