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Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes
Elephant Calls
Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?
A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans.
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Naked Owner
An elephant sees his owner naked and asks, "How you drink water with that?"
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Yellow on the Outside
Q: What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?
A: An elephant disguised as a banana!
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