Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Missing Elephant

Zoo Keeper: "I've lost one of my elephants"
Other Zoo Keeper: "Why don't you put an advertisement in the paper?"
Zoo Keeper: "Don't be silly, he can't read!"

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Elephant Calls

Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?
A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans.

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Naked Owner

An elephant sees his owner naked and asks, "How you drink water with that?"

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