Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephant Float

Q: How do you make an elephant float?
A: You put two scoops of elephant in a cup and add soda.

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Baby Elephant

Q: What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?
A: Six weeks old!

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Dangerous Jungle

Q: Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle after 5 p.m?
A: Because elephants jump out of trees after 5 p.m.
Q: Why do beavers have flat tails?
A: Because they go in the jungle after 5 p.m!

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